David Bird – the last word
written with love…
I am telling you barney, that this WILL be the next big thing in carp angling, you mark my words!
what the hell is this?
Once i get these into Ann Summers shops, im made for life………….
if you shot it right you could run it down the inside under a stik float.
You stupid boy, this is a skirt! That is a kilt….
I told you to make sure your skirts were long enough.
“Mags! You been using my bloody gear to clean the bog again?”
Do I look like I’m Joking?!
I can make tackle out of ANYTHING!
This used to be a lampshade in Maggi’s kitchen….
There’s got to be a knitting pattern for one somewhere?
“Hey you rhodesian ridgeback…..i will stick this up your colonial backside…..”!!!…sadely he never did….(how would you explain that at A and E….|)..mind you….could have kept the wrist watch hey…at least…..for the suffering…!…not just of his bad jokes either!!..)
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